Christmas 2023, Christmas Brainteaser: Can you spot the 7 kitchen hazards in under 45 seconds?

With Christmas just around the corner, seasonal stress can heighten the risk of injury, especially in the most hazardous room of the house the kitchen.

To highlight how easily kitchen dangers can be overlooked – particularly when tackling what’s dubbed the ‘most stressful meal of the year’ – experts at The Knowledge Academy who offer courses in food hygiene and safety, have put together a tricky puzzle challenging readers to spot the seven kitchen hazards to avoid this festive season.

According to the creators, it takes an impressive 45 seconds on average to identify all seven kitchen hazards that could have resulted in a disastrous Christmas, while one in four people admitted defeat after only spotting six.

Can you beat the 45-second average?  Don’t fret if you didn’t catch them all, scroll down below for the full reveal and ensure you steer clear of these common kitchen blunders to minimise chances of injury this Christmas!

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Christmas 2023 – Beauty Gift inspiration

Every year, we are inundated with requests for advice from our fantastic male readers, about what to buy for the significant female/s in their lives for the Yuletide. In fact, even when I’m out and about shopping, myself, I’ve been stopped and asked, by rather harangued looking men, aren’t  you that Clothes make the man fella ? And I politely response with, WHAT ! No never, always, happy to help and it’s so very often regarding what should they should purchase for their, girlfriend, wife, Mum, Gran, Aunt or sister. Well for over a decade now we have been offering help and advise to yourselves and this year is no different, in a post next week we will be looking at general gift inspiration for female friendly gift inspiration, but today we are focusing on Beauty specific ideas.

First up we have the Dyson Airwrap multi-styler and dryer

Curl, shape and hide flyaways. Without extreme heat. THE most awarded hair multi-styler.¹ Re-engineered attachments with Enhanced Coanda airflow.Engineered for multiple hair types and Includes a storage case.

This Special gift addition includes a Dyson-designed Blue Blush Presentation case and complimentary Dyson-designed Detangling comb.

Re-engineered attachments harness Enhanced Coanda airflow to create your styles with air, not extreme heat.

SEPHORA FAVORITES The Haircare Collection

Forget naughty or nice, it’s all about nourishment this Christmas. Ticking all the boxes, this set is filled with the haircare needed to shine through the festive season. From pre-shampoo scalp treatments to deeply nourishing conditioners and gloss-inducing oils, tis the season of silky soft strands for all hair types and textures.

Set Includes:

– Aveda Botanical Repair Overnight Serum Travel Size, Color Wow Pop & Lock High Gloss Finish, Gisou Honey Infused Hair Oil and Nature Spell Rosemary Oil for Hair, once again to name but a few.

Guess – Bella Vita Gift Set

GUESS Bella Vita, a sophisticated and luxurious fragrance tailored for the glamorous GUESS Girl. This new scent marks a return to GUESS’s origins, evoking the essence of Southern California and the Mediterranean. A fruity, floral, and amber fusion, this fragrance instils its wearer with a sense of confidence. The floral heart exudes femininity and elegance, while the rich and velvety base notes of tonka bean and sweet praline provide a comforting sensation.

This great value gift set contains:

GUESS Bella Vita Eau de Parfum Spray, Eau de Parfum 15ml Travel Spray, Perfumed Body Lotion and Gold Toiletry Pouch

SENSSE Professional LED Light Therapy Face Mask

The SENSSE Professional LED Face mask was developed for improving a multiple of skin concerns, from improving blood circulation, reducing wrinkles, stimulation collagen growth to improving age spots and skin imperfections. The 90 LED lights omit at different levels to cover a multitude of concerns and give a noticeable improvement over 4 weeks use. With its soft flexible silicon face mask, its very light and so easy to use. Its rechargeable and comes with a hand held remote control, so you can select your required programme and then just sit back, close your eyes and relax.! THere are 4 different LED light programmes to select from, each offering a different treatment with a maximum of 10 minutes for 1 treamtent and 1 automatic treatment that covers all 4 lights with a 15 minute programme.

Revolution Pro Miracle 12 Days of Christmas Calendar

Treat a loved one this Christmas with the Revolution Pro Miracle 12 Day Advent Calendar, packed full of the brand’s best-sellers and festive favourites. Including;

Revolution Pro Miracle Lip Oil, Tweezers Gold, Miracle Cream (Rose Aroma) Miracle Waffle Head Wrap and theCleansing Pads, to name a few !

ICONIC London Make Your Move Exclusive Gift Set

Move (quickly) to the check out with this great  gift. Smoke out your lady’s eyes with the super-flattering eyeshadow shades, then add lashings of Triple Threat Mascara. Beautify your base with a touch of Sheer Blush, and use Prep-Set-Glow to set the look with a veil of shimmer.

Set Contents:

Prep Set Glow Original
The 100% vegan formula is enriched with calming cucumber and chamomile extracts to soothe any sensitivity, as well as antioxidant-rich green tea and vitamin E to condition the complexion and revitalising caffeine to wake up even the most lacklustre skin.

Sheer Blush in ‘Rose Riot’

Formulated with a plant extract known for its anti-pollution benefits, our water-rich Sheer Blush melts into the skin, giving cheeks and lips a beautiful veil of soft-focus colour.

Triple Threat Mascara
An ultra-black, stunning, weightless formula that volumizes, lengthens and lifts lashes all day and well into the night for a dramatic fluttery look. These velvety soft powders include a mixture of mattes, shimmers and glitters for flawless day to night looks.

DRUNK ELEPHANT Wild night : the evening kit Face care kit for night skincare routine Set

Time to take your skin on a Drunk Break with this perfect skincare set that provides a purifying Drunk Elephant jelly cleanser and a peptide-packed moisturizer in travel size.

BENEFITS

The Beste No. 9 jelly cleanser by Drunk Elephant removes all traces of makeup, excess oil, and any other grime from the day, while the Protini  Cream moisturizer hydrates and strengthens the skin. Use these skincare products exclusively for 30 days so that your skin can reset to its healthiest, happiest

Jo Malone London Favourites Hamper

Deliver tidings of great joy with a luxurious hamper filled with our most-loved fragrances. Lift the lid on a selection of home and bath & body products and a Cologne Intense to fill their day with scent.

Collection contains:

Myrrh & Tonka Cologne Intense, Pomegranate Noir Home Candle, Lime Basil & Mandarin Diffuser, English Pear & Freesia Body & Hand Wash, Peony & Blush Suede Body Crème, Wood Sage & Sea Salt Body PLUS Hand Lotion !

Moncler – Pour Femme Gift Set

A floral woody musky fragrance, Moncler Pour Femme opens with the crisp sensation of the exclusive Powdery Snow accord – reminiscent of the beauty of freshly fallen snow. Lifted with the radiance of Bergamot, it evolves through a bouquet of white florals – Jasmine Sambac and Heliotrope – to plunge headfirst into the embrace of the exclusive Mountain Woods accord. Its luxurious drydown fuses with natural vanillin, for a feminine allure that lingers well after dark. The fragrance is showcased in a unique ‘borraccia’ flask-shaped bottle encircled with a ribbed silver case and cap – a utilitarian echo to Moncler’s mountaineering origins and the iconic quilted construction of a Moncler jacket.

GIFT SET CONTENTS
-Eau de Parfum Spray, Shower Gel and Body Lotion


JoJo Glow microfibre pads are the modern way to remove your makeup. They can be used up to 200 times making them sustainable and more affordable than normal face wipes. They are chemical free which means they are perfect for any skin type or sensitivities. The fibres are 100 times finer than human hair which means they deep clean your skin removing any makeup and impurities. The pads have a sponge in the centre which makes them super soft. For the love of skin, join the revolution!

Christmas 2023 – Grooming Gift inspiration

Jeez can you believe we are virtually at the end of 2023, I mean it literally feels like a week ago I was denying eating the kids Easter eggs ! Well, here we are, forget Halloween, forget the Advent Calendars and we are nearly, well we have another week, but, nearly done for 2023’s Christmas Gift guides. Today it’s the turn of Grooming gift ideas, whether it be nasal hair trimmers, Hai Karate Gift sets or back hair waxing strips, whatever you maybe be after, for a “Friend” or whoever, we gotcha covered.

Wahl Clipper Kit Cord/Cordless Gift Set

VARIED CLIPPER LENGTHS – Cut your hair with the ease of a cordless clipper and the flexibility of 10 guide combs for full styling control

BEARD TRIMMER – Maintain your beard, trim and stubble with the trimmer along with the 6 trimmer guide combs for precise trimming lengths

EAR, NOSE AND BROW TRIMMING – obviously not you you BUT remove unwanted stray hairs from your nose, ears and brow with the battery nasal trimmer

CORDLESS CAPABILITIES – Cordless Clipper and Trimmer kit enables maximum manoeuvrability when cutting hair

PRECISION GROUND BLADES – We only use high precision blade grinding technology, ensuring the best cutting performance for you

Montblanc Platinum Eau De Parfum 60ml Gift Set

Montblanc Explorer Platinum expresses a new facet of the spirit of exploration. Montblanc is taking us towards new adventures, in 2024. Discover this woody ambery eau de parfum that reveals a new side of Montblanc Explorer.

Explorer Platinum opens with vibrant green notes of grapefruit, violet leaves and clary sage, all wrapped by the intensity of cedarwood and an accord of ambery notes. The bottle is decorated with a precious and eye-catching textured silver sleeve inspired from the 1858 Geosphere Montblanc’s watch paying tribute to the world’s seven summit mountaineering challenge.

This set contains:

  • Eau de Parfum 60ml
  • Shower Gel 100ml

The Waterpik Ultra Plus Water Flosser (WP-150UK) provides excellent water flossing performance. It cleans deep between teeth and below the gumline where traditional brushing and flossing can’t reach, utilising a unique combination of water pressure and pulsations. It also massages and stimulates gums for enhanced circulation.

The easy and more effective way to floss, the Waterpik Water Flosser is great for anyone with braces, implants, crowns, bridges or periodontal pockets. It features 10 pressure settings, a contemporary design, a covered reservoir with in-lid tip storage and water pause button built into the handle to easily control water flow.

• Removes up to 99.9% of plaque from treated areas
• Up to 50% more effective than traditional dental floss for improving gum health

• Up to 3X as effective as dental floss for cleaning around braces utilising the Orthodontic Tip

• Up to 2X as effective for improving gum health around implants vs dental floss utilising the Plaque Seeker Tip !!!!!

ACQUA DI PARMA Blu Mediterraneo Mirto di Panarea Fragrance Gift Set

Acqua di Parma presents Blu Mediterraneo, a collection that evokes the energy, the sun and the colours of the Italian Mediterranean. An instantly uplifting fragrance thanks to aromatic notes of myrtle, basil, lemon and bergamot, Mirto di Panarea features a unique heart of sea breeze accents merged with rose and jasmine, which are wrapped with intense closing notes of mastic, juniper, cedarwood and amber.

Eau de toilette 75ml, hand and body wash 40ml, hand and body lotion 40ml

 

Harry’s Christmas Total Face Care Set

A selection of face-care essentials: Foaming Shave Gel, Exfoliating Face Wash, Post-Shave Balm, and Daily Face Lotion.

Packed in a celebratory gift box.

The blades are designed for your face and not recommended for head shaving.

Harry’s Winston handle, with weighty, die-cast zinc and a polished graphite finish. Leave your mark on their gift with engraving: Add up to three letters to their Winston handle for that extra-special touch.

Dove Men+Care Restore Clean Comfort Bath & Body Gift Set for Him with Charging Pad.

Looking for something special for a man who likes to take care of himself, but not spend a fortune? No problem ! Gift him a triple dose of comfort, care and confidence with the Dove Men+Care Clean Comfort Trio + Charging Pad Gift Set. Because we believe that care makes a man stronger, this set of gifts for him features a full-size. These gifts for him are complemented by a Dove Men+Care Charging Pad with a one-year guarantee, which allows him to charge his devices fast wherever he is, without worrying about wires. Our gift sets are engineered for men, so you know hell have comfortable, cared for skin thats reliably fresh all day. Help him feel his best no matter the occasion with Dove Men+Care.

THE RITUAL OF HAMMAM Gift Set

Everything you need to create your own at-home spa, all in one box. This gift set is the perfect way to treat yourself, a lucky friend or a family member to a moment of pure relaxation

This wonderful gift box is the perfect present for a friend or family member or for treating yourself! Treat yourself to one of the oldest cleansing traditions, with these purifying products based on rosemary, argan oil and eucalyptus. Contains a foaming shower gel, body cream, body scrub and scented candle. The origami design was inspired by the Japanese art of giving. In Japanese culture, gift wrapping can be just as important as the gift, where the gift is viewed as a form of communication between the giver and receiver. The complimentary re-usable, luxury gift box can be given a second lease of life by keeping photographs, letters, or other items in it.

MOLTON BROWN Woody & Aromatic Christmas Cracker Me’s Selection

Make a statement at the festive table with this distinctive, crowd-pleasing cracker, brimming with a quartet of iconic woody and aromatic Bath & Shower Gels.

Includes

Re-charge Black Pepper Bath & Shower Gel (50ml)

Coastal Cypress & Sea Fennel Bath & Shower Gel (50ml)

Neon Amber Bath & Shower Gel (50ml)

Dark Leather Bath & Shower Gel (50ml)

The Gorilla Collection by Slick Gorilla

The most complete collection on their website, different hair products for different looks. Includes; Hair Styling Powder, Lightwork, Clay Pomade, Sea Salt and a Washbag to put all these delights into !

Christmas 2023 – This Season’s pick of the BEST Advent Calendars

Over the last decade of CMTM and us covering our annual Christmas gift guides we’ve seen a number of trends emerge, The Christmas Jumper being a mainstay, the Giving of socks becoming more adventurous. But by far the trend which seems to grown and gain momentum year on year HAS to be the Advent Calendar. When I was young, without wanting to sound like a Grandad, Advent Calendar were a simple thing, in our house, a Nativity scene or maybe of the Great guy himself Good Saint Nick, with 24 little perforated windows on it that you ripped open each morning in December culminating with a double panelled window for 24th which always had a Nativity scene behind it. Over the years the humble Advent Calendar evolved to include a chocolate behind each window, which I genuinely can’t tell you the levels of excitement this created with me in our household !

Move forward to the present day and as we’ve seen over the last 10 years and Advent Calendars just seem to becoming more and more elaborate, incredible and dead right luxurious !  We have picked the best of this season’s selection which can either be for a loved one, you or even to be shared !

Fortnum’s Feasting Advent Calendar

Eat, drink and be merry this Christmas with Fortnum’s Feasting Advent Calendar. Jam-packed with a veritable feast of gourmet delights – from classic teas, biscuits, chocolate and confectionery to mouth-watering preserves, condiments and festive tipples – our scrumptious Feasting Advent Calendar will ensure each December morning is even more delicious than the last.

It’s the perfect advent gift for a fervent foodie – and, yes, self-gifting is certainly encouraged.

Can’t wait to see what’s hidden inside? Discover the contents of this hotly-anticipated Feasting Calendar below, which will include – in no particular order, of course:

Christmas Tea Biscuits, Christmas Gin, Christmas Tea,  Mini Orange & Champagne Marmalade, Mulled Wine Spice Box, St James Christmas Pudding, Christmas Cranberry & Port Chutney and of course Quarter Bottle of Champagne.

The Sock Shop

It’s Christmas socks for everyone! Get excited for the season with these giant SOCKSHOP 25 Pair Christmas Sock Advent Calendars! In designs made for men, ladies and one specially for couples to share, these luxury advent calendars give day after day of sock-based fun — all of these festive collections have a mix of Christmas sock styles, and colourful everyday designs to enjoy all year round, all made from our soft, breathable high quality bamboo blend for a cool, comfortable feel. Bamboo socks are gentle and non-irritating for all skin types, so everyone can enjoy them. These fun festive socks come in a gorgeously designed double door gift box, fastened with a lovely bow. A gift that anyone and everyone will want to receive, this set makes every day of Christmas just as great as Christmas Day!

Behind every window is a fresh pair of socks every day to pull on and enjoy daily. If you choose the couples calendar however, behind the first day window, you both get a pair of great socks to wear and start you off right. Then after that, every day is either “yours” or “mine”, taking turns to open a window and get a gift. On Christmas Eve, it’s another couples surprise with a special pair of socks each to take you through to the big day!

Trendhim – MEN’S ADVENT CALENDAR | BLACK & SILVER-TONE JEWELLERY

This handsome advent calendar box is a stylish countdown to Christmas with features that’d make Rudolph blush.

Behind each door, a stunning men’s accessory awaits. A silver-tone necklace with an onyx pendant that screams ‘elegance’, a wrap-around leather bracelet that whispers ‘timeless’, a black bracelet stack that shouts ‘attractive’, and a full-grain leather keychain that simply purrs ‘handsome’.

Unwrap the joy of advent Sundays, one dazzling accessory at a time. Give gifts that bring joy long after the season is over, and stay with them for years to come.

THE QWERTY CRAFT BEER ADVENT CALENDAR –

An Advent Calendar to remember, this year QWERTY Beer Box brings Christmas early with the brand new QWERTY Craft Beer Advent Calendar. EXPERIENCE 12 INDEPENDENT UK BREWERIES – This craft ales gift set for men contains 12 award-winning beers from game-changing independent breweries across Britain – a great early beer Christmas gift for men and women.

Rituals Ultimate Men’s Gift Box

Treat the guys in your life with our brand-new Ultimate Men’s Gift Box. We don’t want to give too much away, but it contains 12 products he’ll need to face every situation feeling cool, calm and collected. And looking great, of course…

Car Gods Advent Calendar

Perfect Christmas gift for an enthusiastic detailer. 13 Car Gods Detailing Products & 11 Exclusive Luxury Gifts. 8 detailing products will clean your vehicle inside and out. 5 detailing accessories will help you achieve scratchless results. 11 pieces of merchandise you can use throughout the year.

Grenade PROTEIN BAR ADVENT CALENDAR

Treat your ‘elf this year with Grenade’s Advent Calendar.  

The Grenade Protein Advent Calendar – where the holiday spirit meets protein. Unveil a festive season packed with 24 protein bars, and make every countdown day a muscle-boosting revelation!

Why settle for chocolates when you can unwrap the gift of gains?

Cheese Advent Calendar from the Chessegeek

Swap chocolate for cheese and make it the tastiest countdown to Christmas yet with the World’s Greatest Cheese Advent Calendar. Behind each window you’ll discover a unique artisan cheese that you’ll love. For now the cheeses are top secret – it wouldn’t be an Advent if there wasn’t a flutter of nervous excitement as you open each window.

The advent calendar will arrive in 3 deliveries so the cheese is in tip top condition, each delivery also contains a pack of Peter’s Yard crackers, a honey and a condiment. The calendar is compact so it fits in your fridge and makes the perfect early Christmas gift for the cheese fanatic in your life.

Acqua di Parma Advent Calendar

The attention to detail is what manifests in their intricate work, including the elaborate adornment of the coffret boxes and the Advent Calendar, produced entirely by hand. It’s not just a matter of creating, but of infusing each piece with a spirit, a narrative, and a soul, which elevates the concept of gifting, encouraging the idea of giving masterful pieces of artistry to loved ones. The well-loved Advent Calendar bears the lucky symbols from around the world to celebrate a universal festive season of joy.

Christmas 2023 – An advent Calendar of Christmas movies

Now, you tell me good readers is there any better feeling than to cuddle up on the sofa with a loved one, with, for me a Baileys Coffee, a hot drink, with the weather outside being suitably seasonal and watching a classic Christmas film ? For some this Classic can be in the form of Die Hard, others It’s a Wonderful life, whereas others Christmas isn’t Christmas until they’ve watched Elf. So we sat down as a team at CMTM and came up with our definitive Advent Calendar of Christmas Crackers of movies to see you through to the big day. Seat back, relax and enjoy

Arthur Christmas – Released in time for   Christmas 2011, this animated joy came from a deal with Aardman Animations, and Sony Pictures and had a soundtrack including a track from Justin Bieber, but don’t let that put you off. A star studded cast supplied the voices including James McAvoy, Bill Nighy and Jim Broadbent. If you haven’t seen it, get it on the list !

Home Alone – Can only be described as a modern Christmas Classic. Obviously raising all sorts of child care and safe guarding issues but hey this was back in 1990, by the great Chris Columbus. This film as we said raised all kinda questions including what did Mr McAllister do for a living to afford THAT house, plus pay for his entire extended family to spend the holidays together is Paris, no less. 

Die Hard – Yippy Ki yay blip, blip ! Christmas isn’t Christmas unless this highly contentious, is it a Christmas film or not film has been seen. Back in 1989, we first met detective John McClane (Bruce Willis) and the events that unfold at the Nakatomi tower at the hands of international terrorists Hans Gruber (Alan Rickman RIP).

The Grinch – Have to say the character of the Grinch from the mind of Dr Seuss, is, for me, equally as scary as Freddie Krueger, Michael Myers or Charlie Mason. In recent years, like a number of Christmas classics, have had different reimagining of the story of “The Grinch who stole Christmas”. There is something in the character of the Grinch that people love which we only have to look at the popularity of Primark’s collaboration this season. Who is your Grinch, Jim Carey, Walter Matthau Benedict Cumberbatch or even Boris Karloff ?

The nightmare before Christmas – Ahhhh Tim Burton’s incredible gothic fairytale from 1993. Like he normally does, he is a disruptor in every sense of the word, this time with animation. Telling the story of Jack Skellington, King of Halloweentown and his unique love of Christmas and bringing his unique interpretation of Christmas to Halloweentown.

The Holiday – This Film directed by Penny Marshall in , always raises lots of questions including no way does she live in a house/cottage like that and I go gonna do that next Christmas ! Once again, a star studded cast of, kinda, interlinked characters sick of being done wrong and definitely not, but kinda yeah, looking for love.

Home Alone 2  Now if the McAllisters hadn’t learnt their lesson back in 1990 and took the adventurous decision to try another Christmas away, AGAIN, with all the family, a mere 2 years later, the unthinkable happened again. This time Kevin winds up in the Big Apple and has to fend off the newly released from Prison, Wet Bandits.

Elf – The story of Buddy the Elf, uniquely played by the brilliant Will Ferrell and director Ed by Jon Favreau (The Mandalorian, Iron Man) and after being raised by elves in the North Pole and struggling with those ideas of not quite fitting in embarks on the quest to find his human family, in the shape of his father played by James Caan.

It’s a Wonderful Life – “When a bell rings, an angel gets its wings”. This film is often cited as one of the greatest motion pictures ever made and probably the oldest movie from our selection but what a goodie and still very relevant in these troubling times. James Stewart plays, George Bailey, a man tired of life and has almost given up altogether. When Clarence, an Angel, is sent from Heaven, to show George things really aren’t as bad as he thinks and he is very much valued.

Bad Santa -He knows when you’ve been sleeping and he knows when you’re awake. Well, Billy Bob Thornton, plays a rather unscrupulous shopping Mall “Santa” is this cracker of a classic, who changes his ways after befriending an 8 year old kid. Laughs, political incorrectness a plenty and that timeless Seasonal tale of a grifter, learning the error of his life just in time for the Yuletide, warming the coldest of hearts with belly laughs along the way.

Die Hard 2Boy this film hasn’t aged well, with the smoking in doors, the fax machines and clear security issues at Dullas Airport. I remember the first time watching this film, in a pub in the depths of the West of Ireland in the middle of Summer and nearly choking on my Guinness and falling off a bar stole when THAT plot twist is revealed. Simply a brilliant Christmas film MFs ! Tip – and a little or a lot like Home Alone, leave this Film franchise at its second outing.

Office Christmas Party – There’s a good chance a considerable number of you are unfamiliar to this Yuletide offering. Please change that and you will truly thank us for introducing you to the unconventional Yuletide yearn. Jennifer Anniston plays a hard nosed business Scrooge where Christmas parties are off the agenda for this software company who haven’t had the best of years. Her brother, played by T.J Miller, has other ideas and a crazy farce ensuing including a run in with suburban drug dealing mum and a crazed HR exec played by the brilliant Kate McKinnon.

Gremlins – Like Die hard this film is endlessly lamented upon as to whether it falls into the Christmas movie category. For us this game changer from back 1984, written by Chris Columbus unquestionably does. When a guy looking for the ultimate in a festive gift in the form of an unusual pet, remember a pet isn’t just for Christmas folks, comes across Gizmo accompanied with 3 simples rules not to ever be broken. When he inadvertently, but obviously does he unleashes a horde of mischievous, malevolently monsters on a small US town at the Yuletide.

The Christmas Chronicles – Netflix struck Gold when they cast the unconventional Kirk Russell, what Snake from Escape from New York !?! in the titular role. This time we have two siblings who are at that troubled age of whether they believe or not and set out to catch Santa in the act. Trouble ensues and they all have team up to save the day. The day, of course, being the biggest day of the year !

Santa Claus the Movie – This Yuletide offering tells the origins story of how good olde St Nick and how back in the 14th Century this kind elderly gent would make toys for the local village people, but gets lost in the Winter snow storm and is rescued by the elf folks of the North Pole. Fast forward to the 20th Century the legend of Santa is feeling a little stale and I’m need of a PR makeover. In steps the unscrupulous toy manufacturer played by, the great,John Lithgow, and the misplaced effects of Patch the elf played by the inimitable Dudley Moore.

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation – Like every great film or TV franchise, at some point they create a Christmas special, with varying degrees of success. I mean let’s not even discuss the Star Wars TV Special of on 1978, let’s keep that hidden in the archive. But the same can’t be said for this great, following the Griswold’s misadventures in trying to organise the ultimate in Family Christmas gatherings and catering to that Mish-Mash of family personalities and quirks.

The Night Before – Like “The Office Party” this wonder of Christmas Cinematography may have so far escaped you, until now ! The unusual trio combination of Seth Rogen, Anthony Mackie and Joseph-Gordon Levitt have enjoyed every Christmas Eve together, until Rogen and Mackie’s characters feel like they have outgrown their usual Yuletide shenanigans, but Levitt has other ideas and is confident he can change their minds.

The Snowman – Raymond Briggs Festive narrative of a young boy’s magical experience with a Snowman who is brought to life through the magic of Christmas. Originally shown in the UK on Channel 4 and accompanied with eternal Choir boy Aled Jones, “Walking in the air”. An essential part of many people’s Festive Festivities, all sat round watching this with their family while slowly destroying a box of Quality Street all washed down with one too many Snowballs.

Nativity! – This Christmas series of movies spawned a whopping 4 sequels! However, the first in the series is by far the best. In that great British tradition of the Carry on’s this silly farce can’t help but put you in the festive spirits. Martin Freeman, with the original, in the lead role as the teacher put in charge of staging the Nativity Play and the daft Mr Poppy, Marc Wootton, playing the classroom assistant messing up all the best laid plans, surely the Nativity play won’t go as planned ????

Love Actually – Before we start, I have a confession to make, I agree Love Actually is a nice film and if it’s on, I will most probably watch it, but I just don’t get the way people rave about this movie. Richard Curtis’s (Four Weddings, ) 2003 narrative of eight interlocking couples played by a star studded ensemble of Hugh Grant, Emma Thompson, Alan Rickman, Kiera Knighley etc etc), is many folks idea of a Christmas Classic, so check it out and see what you think ?

Deck the Halls – Back in 2006, before the cost of living or energy crises and maybe before any sustainable considerations, people would and some still do ornately decorate their homes in preparation for the Festivities. This is one such tale of neighbours trying to out do each other in the decoration stakes. Danny DeVito’s crass OTT character pitted against Matthew Broderick’s up tight, Conservative neighbour.


White Christmas
– Surely the most famous of Classical Christmas movies dating back to 1954 has to be White Christmas? The premise is a simple one, two friends, Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye, help a ex-army pal’s failing hotel or inn by staging a Christmas show with the help of two recently befriended Sisters.

Jingle all the way  – Back in the 90s there was a horrible trend for each Christmas they being a must have toy and sections of society deemed you a good or bad parent on whether you did or didn’t manage to get your kids that particular “IT” toy, think the Tellytubbies, Tracey Island, the original PlayStation etc. now this film tells that story, this time the toy in question is Turbo Man and the parent is  none other than The Terminator himself, Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The Polar Express – One of only a few animations to make it onto our list. This Tom Hanks vehicle, gave scarily accurate facial features to its characters and Hanks the opportunity to play numerous characters throughout the film, which tells the story of a boy embarking on a journey to discover Father Christmas and the true meaning of Christmas.